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Policeman (ポリス, Porisu) is a resident of Long Life Town. He is usually found at his police station near Mrs. Plum's shop in District 1. He also runs the "Lost and Found".

Profile and Appearance[]

Policeman is a young man who wears a typical blue policeman uniform: blue pants with a black belt, blue suit jacket with gold buttons and a white undershirt, a blue cap with a round, gold button in the middle, a red tie, and black shoes. He carries a black pistol on him at all times, usually keeping it inside a holster at his hip. His appearance is overall very deceptively friendly, with large eyes, rosy cheeks, and a large smile. He is always looking to his right and his head seems to rock back and forth eerily mechanically.

While patrolling at night, Policeman becomes very dangerous. His eyes glow yellow and function as spotlights; if Poor Boy gets caught by them, Policeman will pull out his gun and rapidly fire at Poor Boy. Poor Boy should exercise caution and steer clear of Policeman at night since getting shot enough times will result in death.

Daily Schedule[]

Time Activity
7:00AM Wakes up and stands outside the station in District 1, handling the "Lost and Found".
7:00PM "Dangerous mode" is active. Will begin patrolling near the station.
7:45PM Walks to the front of the fountain.
8:15PM Patrols in front of the fountain.
8:50PM Walks through the tunnel to District 3.
9:10PM Patrols in front of the garbage can.
10:15PM Walks up the stairs towards Yabu Hospital.
10:35PM Patrols near the intersection of Yabu Hospital and Poor Boy's home.
11:20PM Walks back down the stairs.
11:45PM Patrols in front of the garbage can.
12:30AM Walks through the tunnel to District 1.
12:50AM Patrols in front of the fountain.
1:55AM Walks back to the station.
2:15AM Patrols in front of the station.
3:00AM He goes to sleep inside the station.

Gossip and Knowledge[]

Policeman is overall very courteous and stereotypically always has crime on the mind. He will tell Poor Boy about the criminal history of any Long Life Town resident when prompted and has a very limited knowledge of items. He will modestly refuse any gifts, being a public service worker, but will accept items into the town's Lost and Found. Any item thrown away by Poor Boy (even important quest items) can be claimed from Policeman's Lost and Found, which has a seemingly infinite storage capacity.

Card Information[]

If Poor Boy shows Policeman the name cards of various residents, he will simply comment that they are not an ex-convict. The only special case is Goro, as he has received crime stamps and is wanted. (For full dialogue check "Your Card".)

Item Information[]

Most items shown to Policeman by Poor Boy will only prompt him to ask if the item was lost and that he should turn it into the "Lost and Found".

  • Funny Cola - He will reveal that he drinks 13 cans a week.
  • Train Tickets - He will ask Poor Boy if he's going somewhere and wish him a safe trip, while explaining that train tickets cannot be stored in the Lost and Found.

How to Kiss[]

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"What? You can't read this unless you want spoilers!"

The section below will describe how to complete a story quest. This will involve spoilers related to Policeman! Proceed at your own risk.

"What!"


Policeman's only passion, aside from shooting, is to arrest someone. To get arrested, Poor Boy must get three crime stamps. There are three specific crimes for him to commit and they can be completed in any order.

  1. Poor Boy can buy cigarettes from the Train Station's magazine kiosk and smoke them in front of Policeman for a stamp. The damage taken by smoking is Poor Boy's current health minus one.
  2. Poor Boy must find a way to become nude. He can pay to use Leo's bathhouse, the only place he may undress. After doing so, he can sneak out by tip toeing and staying close to the counter towards the exit. While naked, speaking to Policeman will get him a stamp.
  3. Directly after the events leading to Goro's arrest, Poor Boy may take a spare key from Thief Tip Toe IV, whose home's hole is in the alley way between Julie's Bar and the theater. Early in the morning, Julie will go out to mourn for Goro, leaving her bar unattended. Here, Poor Boy can use the spare key on her safe behind the bar's counter. In it is Julie's beloved hairpin. Poor Boy can then show it to Policeman and tell him he stole it, netting him a stamp.

After receiving three crime stamps, Policeman will excitedly announce Poor Boy's punishment and kiss him before taking him to the Graveyard.

Trivia[]

  • He suffers from Toohs Annaw Disease, which is "wanna shoot" backwards. In Japanese, his disease reversed is "ピストル撃ちたい", or "wants to shoot with a pistol."
  • The Love Interest and Batayan are the only other characters who can be seen avoiding Policeman past curfew.
  • He resembles a Yuru-chara, or Japanese mascot character, especially regarding his proportions and his face design.
  • Policeman is left-handed, he holds his gun in his left hand, and the holster is on his left side (both in-game and in his official illustration). However, he uses the stamp with his right hand.
  • Policeman's name is misspelled as "Poiceman" in one of the dialogue options in the game's ending sequence.

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